A Look Into the Evolution of a Beer Lover: All I Need In This Life Of Sin, Is Me and My Beer Can

Welcome back friends to the least updated blog you don't follow. You may be wondering what took so long for me to scrap together another post exploring the depths of our snobbery. Well, it was about 4 parts laziness, 3 parts sloth, 2 parts lack of inspiration and 1 part working on a marathon of an article. Thus, it took damn near a year but I would now like to reintroduce you to your best source for any and all croissant related articles. I wish I could tell you that you're about to read that aforementioned marathon of an article I was working on all year but in true French Ass fashion, that article is still under construction until further notice. Instead, I give you the answer to the oft-asked question of "How did you become an alcoholic?" "How did you become such a beer connoisseur?"